Zogby Luntz

It is probable that statistic are the greatest lie ever told for it only takes simple belief by a few people. And lying to a few people is as easy as lying to one person.

It is probable I am an even better whore than Word Prostitute®: A .NAME CORPORATION.

It is probable I have created the greatest lie ever told: Statistics are true.

If you want people to believe you. If you want people to give to you. If you want to know truth. Or if you only need to have someone tell it. If any of these things are your desire, then I can give them to you.

I control the values of numbers and the meaning of words. I frame the question and the answer. I will push the right so far left that the left will want us to define our childrens’ text books. I am the God of labels and term for people to look beyond the body bag.

You only need to pay me. Give me money, and I will give you the frame you need to lead and win the poll.

We don’t need facts. We don’t need logical questions and equations to return good results from the questions we ask. We only act like we do this to make you believe our method is scientific. In fact, it is not. But everyone believes it is, so it doesn’t need to be. Like the government, our methods are never questioned. We can be wrong, and we are still right. It’s never our fault for being misleading. Polls are the truth. Everyone and everything else is possibly a lie because they don’t have our data and the equation to return truth with that data.

Why do citizens believe truth is a motivating reason for collection this data of the citizens and creating truth is beyond me. It is not. It is for money and all the data of the citizens, which we can then sell and resell and resell. The foolish pollies give away their data like they were cheap whores because they are cheap whores. The don’t ask for nothing. They even believe that what they are doing worth the little or no money given to the cheap whore.

They just stand there and talk about the one number that I created with an equation I made and only I know. Wow! People really are stupid. Now they think things are okay. And that person! That person leaving the YouI is frustrated. I bet they didn’t want to see their candidate losing ranking in my survey and ranking system. …Don’t they realize any time a poll is compared with reality that rarely they compare? THEY DON’T. And that person the one pointing to the YouI screen. They, they are so happy to see a shift in pole numbers. Yeah, that shaft was easy to create. It happened after I changed the ranking system. They think it’s because opinion has changed.

Polls are like shafts because a shaft can fuck you or give you something to help raise you up. This is the same thing a poll can do because a poll can fuck you or raise you up.

The wonder of a poll is the poller like ourselves define the poll results. It is our equation after all to measure the good or bad of the results of the ‘poll’ Poll, that word makes me laugh.

If I were polling if polls were bad I would call the poll a shaft. How do you like shafts?

It’s easy to get what you want returned in a poll result if you don’t ask the question that offers much thought. Rather create a question that will give you an answer you want. You do this by creating a specific question that answers a general question. This is exactly like having people answer questions they are not asked.

Stupid people believe polls because polls are for stupid people. It’s that simple.