Carl Rove

I’ve Got THE Math

carlrove — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 17:35:14 +0000

I disagree with your equation of liberal mathematics because my math shows I am right. Now these number may not add and subtract in what I call your Public Education Math, but it adds up nicely when I need the numbers to back my figures and thoughts.

And your premise of playing to your base while radicalizing the independents to love your base equates to math that has the Dick Bush Party winning to the next millennium. Now, I am not calling you a fool for not believing my theorems and proofs, but I am calling you a fool for believing Public Eduction Math and its liberal math.

You Know With All Do Respect Dick Bush Party Is The Best

carlrove — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 20:52:56 +0000

I think you’re wrong. Dick Bush Party did it right. He went in. He gave the rich tax cuts. He created and fought two wars. And still. And still. He was able to help this country to insure, insure that the wealthy of the country would remain in control of the poor people. Now, now we have Obama. And he wants to tax the rich and increase the amount of government spending and dither with war. Doesn’t he realize it is the rich people that create wealth. He has got to learn that the poor will only squander our money. He’s got to learn the wars are necessary. That Dick Bush Party was right. It may not be facts the Clinton Kennedy Party may want to know. But they are facts.

Lying Is Good If It Is For Good

carlrove — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 04:00:19 +0000

Now don’t you get excited. Don’t you see. Don’t you know that lying is good, if not necessary, if it is for good. Unless you are not for good. If you are not for good then you are for evil. And if you are evil then it is okay to lie to you. Lies confuse evil. Lies help good conquer all. Lies are nothing more than statements not taking into consideration of data recorded previous. Lies are baseless. Even if, even if you have sight, sound, taste, touch, smell that tells this ‘truth’, then you can still lie. People will believe what they want to believe. We just need to give them a reason. With that seen, there ain’t much to it, but for you to get out there and lie with Dick Bush and NeoCain.

If The Law Is Chasing You Then Run. If You Are Caught Then Claim Executive Privilege.

carlrove — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:29:23 +0000

I didn’t do it. And if I did I did it for the President. So, so you can’t touch me. You can’t even think I did anything wrong. The Presidential powers of law control trumps your puny desire to hold me accountable for any action I do. Any. And it’s not something that is up to debate. It’s not an issue for I have the rights and privileges of secrecy now that I know a President. I can make or break the law just like a President. Don’t you know that. You are a fool if you don’t. It’s common knowledge that friends of the President, are too, like the President, above the law.

Create Stories

carlrove — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:32:29 +0000

It’s not lying when you create a story using known recorded logs of events. As long as all the data referenced by the story can be verified as accurate, then all the facts that can not be verified are facts that can be created by you.

The easiest form to create a version of history with facts is the story using the snippets of dialog seen or spoke on the record to frame other facts that are not of the same record. This creates a story that one can tell to not only tell the truth, but invent the truth. And if you event the truth, you are not lying.

Details Are The Devil Tools

carlrove — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:50:40 +0000

And I am the devil. I am the puppet master because I know how to pull strings and tie strings and cut strings. I get away with anything. I do get away with everything because I know how ot act like a puppet myself. A puppet who pretends not be your master. A puppet with no string but the ones I hold.

You Can Never Lie About The Future

carlrove — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:24:34 +0000

Remember, that you can never lie about the outcome of an event of the future. You can only misunderstand or underestimate. But never, never do you lie about an outcome of a future event.

GET A LAWYER!

carlrove — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:58:25 +0000

If you think you will be caught in a lie then get a lawyer. The lawyer will help you clarify your lie and give you reason for your lie.

A lawyer will also be able to create lots of rhetoric to further confuse the general public and make your opponents waste time trying to return their attack while you plan with your lawyer you next statement.

A lawyer can also be a scapegoat for those times when you lie and have a lawyer. It is easy to blame the lawyer for the confusion. This will require you to feel okay disparaging or belittling your lawyer. They are use to it. Don’t feel bad.

Never, ever, be friends with your lawyer.

If You Don’t Know Lie

carlrove — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:31:30 +0000

One thing I always like to tell my clients is that if you don’t know the truth lie. As long as the lie supports your goals and what you want to get across then it doesn’t matter. It is probably better you lied because the truth doesn’t really exist unless I make it up.

One of my clients once asked what to do if they are caught in a lie. It was a stupid question, but it is a question answered with ease for I lie all the time and get caught. I told my client that people are stupid and they won’t remember that you lied because they will only remember what you seen or said the first time. Then all you need to do is tell everyone you misspoke and you were sorry and that you had your facts wrong and that you didn’t mean to mislead. The people who know you lied can’t do anything. And the people who don’t know you lied will keep on believing you.